Stale tea?

how to poem about getting fired?

incompetent
insecure
irrelevant
insincere
immaterial
inconsequential

huh. anyone notice a pattern here?

what does it mean to be professional. and why do we stick to this word like flies on fly paper? i mean, really. what does it even mean? i'm sending this out there. out out. what does this WORD mean?? and what use is to someone who hates the idea of a profession. it's like psychological testing. (another thing i've always hated.) be objective be objective. basically be something that you're not. really, does anybody care. but that's the point i guess. no one cares. about who you really are. so there the twain meet.

so now that i'm in this position of fearing the doomed "i", i am stumped. because if this is what i have to look forward to in a career, then it brings me to wonder why anyone does it. i suppose i sound really immature(ooh! another 'i'!) but that's just it. am i expected to come into the world of work smelling like a psychological rose? or a stapler. or whatever it is offices smell of. right now my office smells of stale tea. uh.. stale tea. i do NOT want to smell like stale tea.

uh anyone who loves their job... get out now!